I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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