New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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