She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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