i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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