yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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