I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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