Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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