scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
