my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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