nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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