Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
please come you make the beer taste better
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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