she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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