i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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