hotel room ftw
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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