We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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