Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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