2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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