he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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