TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Randomize
