doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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