Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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