a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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