he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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