I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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