why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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