this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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