we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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