Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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