love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
even my farts smell like vagina
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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