i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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