fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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