Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
ttyl tear gas
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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