I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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