I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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