Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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