You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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