on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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