I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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