What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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