wanna go halves on a baby?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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