Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
It was like giving head to a cactus.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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