Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
What a dumb baby whore.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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