after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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