His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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