Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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