I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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