Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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