I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
