Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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