this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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