so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I checked into jail on foursquare
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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